Wednesday, February 22, 2006


Via Twisty and so many others, really, I found out about the Cruelty Against Women Event of the Year that has shoes at its core: The Glamour Stiletto Run organized in Amsterdam. If you click on the link, you'll see an example of the kind of behavior women are supposed to engage in to win a 10,000 Euro shopping spree. There are rules, too, regarding the accepted levels of painfulness of shoes. These levels are, as you expect, quite high.

Penetrated by the generous spirit of this event, I have a few more suggestions for future Glamour fashion contests:

- The World's Fastest Full-Body Wax. The title should be self-explanatory. The winner gets $10,000 worth of Brazilian Bikini Wax Microwave Kits.
- The World's Pushiest Push-up Bra. Whoever gets her boobs closest to her nose (no lower than chin!) wins a year's supply of gel bra inserts.
- The Biggest Implants. Need I say more? Implants have to be done simultaneously by teams of plastic surgeons gathered especially for the event. Whoever is first to get up and run in stilettoes down the slippery hospital aisle wins a free nose job!

I think this gives us all a good start.


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